Scattered Strawberry Summer

if you wondering why I an not posting nothing here or why I pretty much  abandoned my deviantart account, it's because of my job. I work around 60h a week and I'm really enjoying it(sarcasm alert). And the only reason why everyone here works really long hours is because  management can't be bothered to hire more people and I don't know why, there are plenty of people who would happily work, we get so many CVs every day. oh and yes,  they actually are filming a observational documentary show, the business owner and managers are supposed to get some advice on how tu run the business, but I hardly doubt they're going to act on it,  they're only doing the show for marketing purposes. Although I think it will do more harm than good.
"Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy" Twice? :)) Awesome interview but it's quite scary on the other hand, because it seems that he knows. HE KNOWS.Quickly, everyone hide your most embarrassing tumblr posts. 




And here's SHAMY.

She was one of the wittiest person I knew. What we had in common, is love for sarcasm and light mockery.
She always had funny stories and jokes to tell ,I wish I had good memory so I could retell you them. She was such an interesting person, I used to say you should write a book.

When she was little, she had a black cat called n****r. She didn't understand why I found it both shocking and funny.

Sometimes for a laugh she would start talking in  sort of cockney accent. To exaggerate, she would also finish every sentence with "innit".


She was very cool, she used to watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S and The Big Bang Theory. She also liked The Weakest Link and Countdown. She could swear Rachel Riley's bum varied in size in different episodes :))
She loved chocolate, crisps, helium balloons, tomato soup, hated cheese and name Alice.


She loved to keep up appearances, hairdressing appointment every fortnight and putting make up on every day.  She was 101.


 She will be missed.