20 Signs You might be turning British
Monday, December 01, 2014
- You tutt when you see someone trying to jump the queue.
- You know how to correctly pronounce Leicester, Worcestershire, Warwick, Edinburgh.
- The day the office ran out of Yorkshire Tea and you had to drink Tetley was one of the worst days of your life.
- You have sarcastically applauded when your train arrived 20 minutes late.
- When you're so good at sarcasm no one can tell if you are serious or not.
- You squirm if you see someone making tea in this order: tea bag in, then milk and finally hot water.
- You find yourself talking about weather rather a lot.
- You started using words like bollocks,can't be arsed, fancy and knackered.
- You started saying quid instead of pound.
- You are proud of NHS.
- You have developed a personal relationship with mature cheddar.
- You never leave the house without an umbrella.
- When somebody bumps into you, you apologise.
- You eat chips, not fries.
- You get angry about American TV programmes when the “English” characters always sound like the Queen.
- You start grumbling under your breath at anything from bad drivers to poor customer service or the weather.
- Summer is your favourite day of the year.
- Your inner voice is that of David Mitchell.
- Queen having 2 birthdays is perfectly normal to you.
- You judge people based on the football team that they support.
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