Vegetarian Problems
Thursday, February 20, 2014
- When fake meat tastes too meaty
- People keep asking you where you get your protein from
- Parmesan in "vegetarian" dishes
- Nobody understands difference between vegetarian and vegan
- Jokes about “rabbit food.”
- People will constantly tell you how they could “Never stop eating bacon.”
- You need a laser-sharp vision for identifying meat in buffet salads and sandwiches
- “So, why are you a vegetarian?”
- You will leave weddings being totally hungry.
- " You know Hitler was a vegetarian."
- Always feeling like a difficult customer at a restaurant
- Not being able to eat anything unfamiliar without feeling paranoid
- "If you don't eat meat you're going to get sick and die."
- When people try to convert you back to eating meat
- People think you're dying to eat meat but actually even a thought of it can make feel nauseated
- Gelatin.
- "You're just trying to be a hipster"
- Meat ingredients hiding in seemingly meatless food
- You can't complain about any health problems without people blaming it to your diet
- "Plants have feelings too".
- "But fish isn't meat, right?"
- "But chicken isn't meat, right?"
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